colwengrounds:

wicked glinda & elphaba + textposts (part 2)

(via marvelous-gallifrey)

basedloner:

this is hands down the best yahoo answers 

basedloner:

this is hands down the best yahoo answers 

(Source: yahooanswerswtf, via eykrita)

coolranchdevitos:

waspsbewaremywrathrawr:

fuks:

SAIL

I PRESSED PLAY JUST AS I WAS TAKING A DRINK AND DIET COKE JUST SHOT OUT MY NOSE. I FEEL LIKE I JUST VOMITED

there are so many layers of humor to appreciate here

the disruption of pleasant relaxing music

the word “sail” being yelled slightly off-beat as if the person filming was planning this and got a little eager

the small child’s laughter in the background

the pianist whispering “shit” to himself as if he only dropped an m&m or something

the foot appearing seemingly out of nowhere

the dedicated pianist falling down with his piano

it’s all so beautiful

(via marvelous-gallifrey)

xitrus:

she wants the (wifi passwor)d

(via fistful-of-paintballs)

detectivesangelstardisandwands:


After taking down SHIELD Steve needed a new uniform design (again). All of the Avengers have suggestions. Whenever it comes up for discussion, Thor always insists that the new suit should include a cape. The others dismiss a cape out of hand (they’ve all seen The Incredibles!), but on Asguard a cape indicates a certain status and Thor holds Steve in such high regard that he thinks he’s earned the right to wear one.

I love these.

detectivesangelstardisandwands:

After taking down SHIELD Steve needed a new uniform design (again). All of the Avengers have suggestions. Whenever it comes up for discussion, Thor always insists that the new suit should include a cape. The others dismiss a cape out of hand (they’ve all seen The Incredibles!), but on Asguard a cape indicates a certain status and Thor holds Steve in such high regard that he thinks he’s earned the right to wear one.

I love these.

(Source: blandmarvelheadcanons, via marvelous-gallifrey)

marauders4evr:

asyouaredrivingmehome:

Do you ever wonder how Hogwarts would travel to another school for the Triwizard Tournament cause I think about it all the time

image

(via marvelous-gallifrey)

jaclcfrost:

someonemayhavejust:

jaclcfrost:

sugar, we’re goin down [presses elevator button for a lower floor]

SWINGIN [ELEVATOR CABLE SNAPS]

this is

more than i bargained for

(via tyleroakley)

bellaruska:

leonkyuwata:

mayrlynray:

supermansadork:

thehuntingwinchester:

a-dash-of-hiddles:

allonsyimpala:

santiloveatthedisco:

kentromanoff:

That time Peter Parker was trained by Natasha Romanoff. 

It’s a spider thing

It’s a spider thing

Don’t you love how Peter can do it with his calves but Natasha has to use her inner thighs. This whole equality thing is great.

Thighs are stronger than calves, and you can get a tighter grip, as well as have a higher chance of breaking things. Peter was intending to disarm, Natasha was ready to kill. Natasha is a trained assassin, and Peter is a student who works for a newspaper.
Given their backgrounds and experiences, it would be UNequal to have Peter using skills and disarming tactics that Natasha was trained to do so.

So yes, this whole equality thing is great.

Owned

This post is brilliant.

also peter has bALLS OK you dont want to SLAM YOUR FUCKING TESTICLES into someons fucking SKULL 

Reblogging for last comment. Laughing for 3257865 years

(Source: charmedbyred, via djtauri)

cornerof5thandvermouth:

ahsatan:

bloodpactscout:

miss-zarves:

i can’t believe it’s 2014 and there’s still no gay romantic comedy about vin diesel and dwayne johnson falling in love

They raise a gaggle of kids undercover working for a gov’t agency together

i would pay multiple dollars to see vin diesel and dwayne johnson portray a cute affectionate couple

(Source: kristyskrushers, via hash--slinging--slasher)

Me: *spends 20 minutes sending grammatically correct and professional email to professor with proper spacing, greeting and conclusion*
Professor: LOL iight meet me in da office 2marrow